Is this illegal?!

Some Chik-Fil-A's have free wi-fi now, yay! But I always buy something -a drink, a little munchie, and I really like their side salad with the sunflower seeds. However, lettuce at 7:45 AM, uh-uh. This morning I tried their chicken, egg and cheddar cheese burrito, if only to take but a couple bites. But isn't it a crime against nature about combining eggs and chicken?! It's tasty, though I can't eat it all and I am picking off the chicken and eggs separately. The grilled onions are nice - I'm making a mess. I once heard that Paul Simon's "Mother and Child Reunion" was about eating eggs and chicken. . .